Monday, 20 July 2009

Words of Wisdom 3

Why good people are the ones that suffer? Easy, because they are good enough to let themselves suffer.

Monday, 20 April 2009

Sunday, 29 March 2009

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Sunday, 1 March 2009

Root of all Evil

The cliche phrase that money is the root of all evil. How true is it? What is really evil?

Lets look at everything in existence. Basic rule of survival is to constantly take the life of others. Even for vegetarians, it is believed that plants too are a form of life. So we are all murderers. Existence in itsef is the root of all evil. So what's the root of all evil?

The creator of existence.

In present society, when one average guy gets an average job for his own survival for an income, he deprives another of getting that job. Fact of life, everyone and everything in existence is evil. Even plants fight among themselves and grow taller depriving shorter plants of sunlight.

Preaching of all the good beliefs. Evil. How many believers of good faith do you see are actually unselfish people? Driving along the roads, how many selfish drivers out there are believers of a good faith? Even if everyone was unselfish in their behaviour, their very existence deprives another of whatever they possess. Jobs, homes, etc etc.

People need money to buy their homes. Prices and marketing efforts and social status pushes people to want more than they need. All these in turn pushes prices up for people who do not have enough money just to get their basic needs and resort to crimes. People living to gain more and more social status and recognition work so much they deprive their families and family members like children are victims. Due to emptiness they resort to vice.

Money is needed for survival. Survival is there for the very fact that life exist.

So looking back, further back than just the surface of money, existence is evil. The root therefore is the creator of existence.

Therefore I hate preaching. It's all bullshit. Want to preach to me? Do it with actions. Give up your life to give another life. Then I'll believe you. If not, you're just another selfish soul trying to survive on this earth like me.

Wednesday, 4 February 2009

A Quest.

There is a point in one's life when they come across something they really want. Most of the time it seems silly, and even unrealistic or impractical. It can happen anytime... anytime at all. These are the things that although people may say silly, stupid or even crazy, you just want to do it, look back and say "I did it!" or at least "At least I've tried" and carry with life with no regrets.

However... not everyone will go ahead and be stupid or crazy.

I've come to that point. Right now, I'm in a state of confusion. I want to do it but how...

Friday, 16 January 2009

Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....
_____________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete
Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 .. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual
under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I
suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the programNag Nag
9.5 .. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I
recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported
by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Unlikely Super Heroes No.3

The Indecisive Man!

Okay wait, now should I chase him from here? Or should I go over there and wait?

Unlikely Super Heroes No.2

Mr Paranoia!

I'm Mister Para...! *sneaks away*

Unlikely Super Heroes No.1

Late Man!

Ha Ha Ha! Evil Doers! Fear Me! For I am Late...! Again...

Monday, 7 April 2008

Stereo!

Nope not music.

Just a random thought. Stereo typing. Is it good or bad?

Personal opinion of mine. It is subjective to the situation.

In situations whereby you have resource constraints, do we have the time to know everyone individually before passing judgements?

For example, you need to find a place to live in. The people living in that vicinity is an important factor for you. Do you stereo type? Or do you go and know every single individual living in that area before you move in?

My conclusive opinion is that stereo typing can be help depending on situations. But if its meeting new people and making friends then you should not stereo type.

But, no matter the situation, please do not stereo type me! Know me personally first...

Muahahahahahaha!

Thursday, 13 December 2007

Thanks to my bro Zaki...

My Current Favourite Advertisement



Hahaha!

This is the longest version available. One part is left out, When he goes "Sin...ga...pore?" He would ask "Is that a suburb?"... Can't find the full version... Anyone can??

Thursday, 22 November 2007

The King That Fell

Once upon a time, in the southern province of somewhere...

There was a very powerful king named The King. He has a vast empire and had nothing to worry about as neighbouring kingdoms feared angering him. He was a good king though.

He saw a beautiful girl. Lets cut the story short. Got laid and had two sons. Son A and Son B.

Many years have past and yada yada yada...

Son A is now 18 years. He is of legal age to *censored*. So his father sent him on a quest. A quest to study whatever he wants for 3 years and use what he studied to build his own empire. He went on a studying frenzy of all the books he could find to develop his skills on governing a country and searched for top nobles who lots of education to join him as his ministers.

3 years later he started his quest for his empire. and the empire grew well and prospered for the next 2 years.

At this point in time, Son B who is 5 years younger turned 18. The King then sent Son B on his quest for studying and starting his empire 3 yrs later. Son B went on a journey. A journey to all the different provinces and countries that were out of his father's kingdom. He seeked talents from the poor and studied with them.

3 years later he started his quest for his empire. In these 3 years, Son A's empire constantly grew and prospered.

Son B's empire grew amazingly fast. and in 5 years time, it was as strong as Son A's.

At this point in time 3 are 3 powers. The King, Son A and Son B, all with their own Empire. The King's empire however is 3 times their sizes.

The sons in their castle suddenly received a SMS from their father. "Hi boys! POP QUIZ! HOW DO YOU DEFEND AGAINST MY ARMY THAT IS GOING TO ATTACK YOU?!"

Fierce battles raged between the 3 kingdoms.

Outcome is? Son A's kingdom collapsed. Son B's however, survived and repelled the father's army and The King, proud of his younger son made him successor. So mathematically now, Son B owns a damn big empire.

Morale of the story? You go and think.

Thursday, 16 August 2007

Minions at work!



Check this out... This is what I call excessive killing! We cannot stop them from eating the dolphins as it is their culture. However, I feel revolted at the way these dolphins are being caught.

Eating dolphins? Fair enough, Chinese eat dogs. However the dogs are not excessively slaughtered!

What can be done to help these dolphins?

What views do you have?